hell in high heels

I have lots of obsessions with lots of things, including Parks and Recreation, The Office, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Jimmy Fallon, Downton Abbey, and TFiOS.

I also play the saxophone in marching band and like to write.



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evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

1 day ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 198,010 notes

I started this fanfic 2 years ago and never got around to finish it but, finally, at 1AM last night, I got the urge to finish it.

So go check it out! It’s Hayffie. Do people still ship Hayffie? I hope so. Please leave a review :)

2 days ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 4 notes

I love my skin!

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 455,334 notes

hey-sass-butt:

mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

EVEN BETTER IS THAT THEY DID IT BECAUSE DAN HAD ASKED TO BE PUT NEXT TO THIS ONE GIRL HE HAD A CRUSH ON AND EVERYONE KNEW IT AND THEY WANTED TO EMBARRASS THE CRAP OUT OF HIM IN FRINT OF HER

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 73,434 notes
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twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 134,516 notes
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thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

6 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 117,013 notes

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!

1 week ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 18,606 notes

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1 week ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 22,837 notes

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 30,685 notes
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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)
1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 198,221 notes
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