hell in high heels

I have lots of obsessions with lots of things, including Parks and Recreation, The Office, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Jimmy Fallon, Downton Abbey, and TFiOS.

I also play the saxophone in marching band and like to write.



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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

5 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 160,299 notes
Tagged as: #yes #headcanon 

rattyjol:

yemite:

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of…

23 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 115,925 notes

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 20,452 notes
Tagged as: #BEST 

This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

riddlemetom:

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1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 211,435 notes

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 79,909 notes
This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

1 month ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 104,930 notes
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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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1 month ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 208,443 notes
1 month ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 34,045 notes

anxiouspineapples:

my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed

1 month ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 7,778 notes

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

1 month ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 302,152 notes
Tagged as: #oh my GOD #BEST