hell in high heels

I have lots of obsessions with lots of things, including Parks and Recreation, The Office, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Jimmy Fallon, Downton Abbey, and TFiOS.

I also play the saxophone in marching band and like to write.



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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

3 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 103,860 notes
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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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3 weeks ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 204,687 notes
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anxiouspineapples:

my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed

4 weeks ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 7,691 notes

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

4 weeks ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 301,844 notes
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erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

4 weeks ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 110,028 notes

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

harrytomlomsom:

a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar

I just got this after like 6 times

1 month ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 98,688 notes
cumcup:

cumcup:

1 month ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 33,761 notes
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accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

1 month ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 101,123 notes

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

1 month ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 1,506,699 notes