hell in high heels
I'm obsessed with Doctor Who, Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Parks and Recreation, Friends, The Avengers, Team Starkid, Nerdfighters, and Harry Potter.

I also play the saxophone in marching band.

The list of celebrities that I'm in love with consists of: Adam Scott, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Matt Smith, Arthur Darvill, Alex Kingston, Jenna Louise Coleman, Catherine Tate, Lauren Lopez, Joe Walker, Natalia Tena, Emma Watson, and Joanne Froggatt, to name a few.


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tardis-mind-palace:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

FUCK YOU SIR

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 118,287 notes

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

11 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 21,259 notes
11 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 1,613 notes

yupppippi:

A complete list of Robin’s catchphrases from the 1960s Batman series according to Wikipedia

11 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 19,132 notes

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

11 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 264,333 notes
tell us your most embarrassing story

and then Anonymous was like

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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16 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 116,116 notes

daryldixonismyspiritanimal:

minionier:

grassangel:

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

16 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 343,356 notes

marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 | J | 181,496 notes
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Indiana! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Indiana! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 | J | 21,828 notes
1 month ago on March 3rd, 2014 | J | 41,169 notes